The formatting is probably crap and a lot of it is inside jokes or internal references however in short we began our debate vocally discussing the efficiency and proper defense of an attacker wielding a chainsaw. This was the discord that followed….
King of Bother:
A pole weapon or pole arm is a close combat weapon in which the main fighting part of the weapon is placed on the end of a long shaft, typically of wood, thereby extending the user’s effective range. Spears, glaives, poleaxes, halberds, and bardiches are all varieties of pole arm. …
New York City O’Malley:
The halberd is the one that usually comes to mind for me
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Glaive!? Isn’t that a two sided knife!?
ILLIDAN OWNED YO SUCKAS
New York City O’Malley:
I think Blizzard takes creative license with some of these
Although from what I understand the Scots did Starfall people extensively in the 1600′s
King of Bother:
The general term for a group of pole-mounted weapons usually featuring a cutting or slashing weapon on one end. …
Neiderhiser, Jim:
http://api.ning.com/files/9cJg1y6smOB8jbE-r*dZzeKvgA0xIOCmCEKD2URGY0tI7PKCoTSkeZtKI0XT11qnTArQs-*wAe-msUCqIp6sf53*vwU0gD3E/Illidan_Stormrage_by_sandara.jpg
That is not a pole arm
Cthulhuberry:
Starfall?
First Google hit for that – “A free website to teach children to read with phonics.”
Those nice Scots
New York City O’Malley:
You are correct that it’s not a pole arm….I think it’s a Bat’leth
I hate myself for knowing that word
Cthulhuberry:
_http://tinyurl.com/ybj8dfk
Neiderhiser, Jim:
It is my verdict that pole arm is WAY too generic
I hereby declare spears not pole arms
But instead they are extensions of that which is lesser than expectation
Peacemaker Wilson III:
Just use a gun and end it all.
King of Bother:
Some classes can’t use guns
New York City O’Malley:
arquebuses all around
_http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arquebuses
Neiderhiser, Jim:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blunderbuss
Neiderhiser, Jim:
You think they could put light sabers on pole arms? Like 4 ways n junk… That’d be sweet
King of Bother:
Light saber is like the futuristic chain saw
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Yea except agile and lightweight and able to slice through metal without effort
So
No
No it’s not
Cthulhuberry:
Everything in the future will be lightweight and able to slice through metal without effort
Duh
Neiderhiser, Jim:
I know this one guy who might be an expert on certain subjects
New York City O’Malley:
I hope this answers your light saber/pole arm question…_http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/strips/07.gif
Neiderhiser, Jim:
I want my fingernails to be able to slice through metal
I’d be like a super-villain
Cthulhuberry:
They will! In the future
New York City O’Malley:
Also it can fly
Regardless
In the future
Neiderhiser, Jim:
My fingernails?
I hope that I will be able to as well
That may prove painful and/or trying
Otherwise
Neiderhiser, Jim:
if my junk were a pole arm I would go into banks and be all like “THIS IS A STICK UP!” and start ominously threatening people with it but instead of cries of disgust or laughter it would be cries of fear
New York City O’Malley:
Um
plz to define “junk”
Neiderhiser, Jim:
You know… the “spares”
King of Bother:
You would go through a lot of GF
New York City O’Malley:
GF = good fun?
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Pun intended?
I’d be like Edward from Twilight…. “I CAN’T I’M DANGEROUS” and she’d be all “I don’t care, it’s so sparkly and beautiful!” and I’d be like “Ohh nooooo it’s sooo painful and lonely”
And then I’d make a movie
And be famous
New York City O’Malley:
The painful part would be trying to look morose and soulful and pained and deep with a meticulously messed-up hairdo all the time
At once
And then Blade would come and kill you
and Donal Logue would be there
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Then some dude with light saber nipples would show up in the sequel and be like “I’m dangerous too but not in a humiliating sparkly way like this douche” and steal her
And I’d fight him to the death
King of Bother:
Would it go right through the back of the head?
Peacemaker Wilson III:
Well Jim, with your new haircut you really don’t fit the mold for the quietly weird, slightly gay, vampire.
Maybe you did before….
New York City O’Malley:
Harsh
Peacemaker Wilson III:
I can feel it caaaalllliiinnnggg in the air at night….
Did you really say light saber nipples?
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Yea and you could tell when he was angry because there would be glowing embers of nipple death beneath his shirt
Whoa dude do you know who Suge Knight is?
King of Bother:
I don’t
B-ball coach
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Peacemaker Wilson III is a freaking music producer!
This is all a front!
Well
Used to be
Before one guy got shot
Peacemaker Wilson III:
Yeah, he hung King of Bother and his buddy Vanilla Ice over the ledge to make him sign a contract.
My daughter calls me Kimbo Slice
*calls
New York City O’Malley:
King of Bother, have you now or at any time been known to cook MCs like a pound of bacon?
King of Bother:
Is that a fruit?
Peacemaker Wilson III:
U R da fruit….
New York City O’Malley:
hahahah that kind of fits…although I must say your beard is far better trimmed than Kimbo
Also I think you probably fight better
Peacemaker Wilson III:
Yeah, he got KO’d the last two fights.
What a poser….
New York City O’Malley:
Backyard fights =/= MMA
Peacemaker Wilson III:
I saw the fight when the cop beat him up in someone’s basement.
Peacemaker Wilson III:
_http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Ross_%28rapper%29
Neiderhiser, Jim:
niiiiice
King of Bother:
King of Bother (Gangster Name)
New York City O’Malley:
King of Bother (Gangster Name+kaidekaphobia
Fear of the number thirteen
Neiderhiser, Jim:
if King of Bother was a rapper his name would be Orange Jubilee and after his first hit single he’d make a new follow-up single called ‘Big O’ and demand that the lady’s call him Big Orange from that day forward
Peacemaker Wilson III:
hahahaha
We would be his posse’, controlling the ho’s at the concert.
King of Bother:
O’s not ho’s
Neiderhiser, Jim:
That would be the name for his fan base
“O’s”
They’d be o-nutz when they go to his shizz-O’s
Neiderhiser, Jim:
The entire franchise would fall apart after a dry year when it is revealed that he is actually a white guy wearing an orange shirt singing about “smoking meat” and “eating fatties” rather than “eating meat” and “smoking fatties”
New York City O’Malley:
Not even the announcement of the upcoming tour with Rhymenoceros and Hiphopopotamus would save him then
Neiderhiser, Jim:
It’s ok because his “twin brother” that nobody knew about would come back harder than ever as a country singer
New York City O’Malley:
The chart-topping single “Hot Dog One” would establish him in the industry and bring him fame and fortune
Peacemaker Wilson III:
And his rival in the charts would be a new single called “Disney01″.
Neiderhiser, Jim:
There would be a love scandal involving sausage, Mickey mouse and a shit ton of mayonnaise
Peacemaker Wilson III:
A shit ton….LMFAO!!!!
New York City O’Malley:
I want to have a band one day called “a shit-ton of mayonnaise”
King of Bother:
I am officially offended here at work
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Don’t be a girl
You should go tell on me
Get me called into the office
Peacemaker Wilson III:
OK, use Miracle Whip
No mayo
King of Bother:
I’ll get you called into her oraface
Orafice
New York City O’Malley:
orifice
Mister Mickey Mouse, sausage and a shit-ton of mayonnaise over there
King of Bother:
Thanks prof.
Neiderhiser, Jim:
Goofy, two of the seven dwarves and the artist formerly known as prince will all testify against you in court. Fully disclosing the acts that you engaged in whilst covered in a shit-ton of mayonnaise
The proceeds of which lawsuit will fully fund my light saber nipples
Neiderhiser, Jim:
I’m changing all of our names for protection from the government in the event that what we said here IS in fact illegal in 48/50 states….so what does everyone want their name to be?
